Knowing how to get girls into funny birthday jokes can be a great way to have some fun!

Funny birthday jokes and humor can be hilarious if they’re handled in the right way. I mean rude birthday jokes and dirty birthday jokes might be a tiny on the harsh side, but a couple of short birthday jokes are fun!rnrnI mean you could make birthday card jokes or perhaps a funny greeting or surprise party! Those can be a really funny way of celebrating someones birthday. So I’ve decided to share a couple of birthday jokes to make the celebration a fun occasion, afterall the day you were born is important.rnrnSo here I’ve a couple of funny birthday jokes…

The positive side of being an oldie:rnYou’ll never have to endure those harrowing visits to the dentist again. You’ll save a fortune onrnshampoo. Your hernia operation will make you a star at the local pub. You’ll look distinguished with your receding hairline, double chin and wrinkles. You have survived thernhumiliation of middle age. You’ll no longer have to suffer the disappointment of thwarted ambitions – you no longer have any. You can finally sell those dreadful diet and exercise books that have sat unopened on the bookshelf for years. You’ll be the champ at history questions in the pub quiz. You can embarrass your family by entering glamorous granny or good-looking grandfather competitions. You don’t need to make an effort anymore – people will expect you to be frumpy, boring and cantankerous. Your failing memory grants you to convince yourself that you’re a super sex machine. You’ll be able to speak incessantly about the good old days. Your failing eyesight saves you the discomfort of seeing your disintegrating body.

Thats a really funny birthday joke for the celebration! Make sure you tell your grandad or granny that one!rn

What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all havernin common? They were all born on holidays.rnrnWhat type of cake is used for birthday cake in heaven? Angel food cake. o Did you hear about the maple tree’s birthday? It was a sappy one! o When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? They both get sliced. o What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for her birthday? I do not know, but you superior hope she enjoys it! o What did the birthday balloon state to the pin? “Hi, Buster.” o Why do you put the candles on top the birthday cake? It’s too hard to put the candles on the bottom. o What birthday party games do rabbits like to play? Musical Hares.

That one’s hilarious too. Some 50th and 60th birthday jokes are what I aim to be targeting for next time! Okay so its funny footage time…rnrnWhat a funny birthday party! Anyways thats it, it’s all over and we are at the end for this day! I wish I had time for some funny birthday poems or a couple of birthday quotes!  Oh well come back for some more funny birthday jokes next time!

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